Friday, January 24, 2014

2 things make my day

YOU CAN”T BEAT THIS LAH:
 
This truly is a real classic and best of all, its a true story!

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes: 
LHDN CLERK : Boleh bagi alamat encik? (Can you give me your 
address?) 
TAXPAYER : Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley. (Send to Ranhill Worley) 
LHDN CLERK : Apa Ranhill? ...... eja macam mana? (err.... How to spell 
Ranhill?) 
TAXPAYER : R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam (Chicken).. N for Nangka 
(Jackfruit). .. H for Holland (country) .... I for itik 
(Duck)... L for lain- lain(Others) ....' 
LHDN CLERK : Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu (OK, we will send to 
that address..) 
After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address on the envelope!!!
Malaysia Boleh!!! 


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