Sunday, June 30, 2013

Tonic for the week

                                                      
Owing to current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Govt has decided to 
implement a scheme to put workers aged 50 yrs & above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating 
jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program 
 (Special Help After Forced Termination).
Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program 
(System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice & SCREWED as many times as the Government deems fit.
Persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES 
(Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED further by the Govt.
Persons who are not RAPED & are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) 
as possible. The Government has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives our citizens.
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your MP, 
who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, 
The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.
 

Saturday, June 29, 2013

In Malaysia the Judge can cover your murder


In Malaysia we have funny and screw up judges who can cover up your criminal act without blinking.
In Malaysia we have innocent rape victim being sentence to jail for killing her rapist.
In Malaysia we have the poor who steal milk powder and food to feed their hungry children sentence to jail and whipped, yet the rich can steal openly with the help of PDRM and AG.
In Malaysia we have BN cronies and MPs who goes around showing the strength of their fist, while innocent man are killed in police custody.
In Malaysia without money and cables we are doom.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Dedicated to the 7 dead horses


TO BE CONTINUE.......................

You sit down, you sit down, you sit down


Five lecturers fighting with the Deputy Vice Chancellor. 
Why are we getting frustrated women who can only say Listen, Listen, Listen and now You sit down, you sit down, you sit down.
Me think our universities are turning into a fuck up joint.

The real Indelible ink

Indelible Ink used for the upcoming 2009 India Lok Sabha Elections have been filled into the 15ml capacity phials. In each phial, 10ml of ink is filled, and if properly applied, can be used to mark as many as 700 voters. Only one company, Mysore Paints and Varnish, manufactures the secret formula of indelible ink that is used for all Indian elections since the biggest democratic nation in the world started using ink to mark the fingers of its voters in 1962.


Zahid's land corporation proposal is insidious, unfeasible

  One proposal announced by no less than Deputy Prime Minister Ahmad Zahid Hamidi went relatively unnoticed at the recently concluded  Anwar...