Ham Sap

Former Selangor Cow affairs executive councillor Datuk Ham sap claimed today Rape Minister Rais have resorted to handing out electronic gadgets and wearing nothing to Bangsar in his effort to convert Shahrizat’s Cows. 

The Gombak Setia assemblyman who was sacked from PAST LIFE and the state government earlier this month told an anti-apostasy rally in Kepala Batas Penang that Shahrizat’s Cows in the country were vulnerable to these methods due to their lack of sex. He said that when he was Selangor executive councillor he received at least 60 reports of apostasy including how Shahrizat’s Cows were enticed with money and given gifts of laptop computers, cameras, cars, monthly food provisions and gadgets like solar-powered Condo. 

“There were reports of  Sex Minister Rais wearing nothing and attending talks at a certain Condo in Bangsar to establish a friendly relationship with Shahrizat’s Cows before raping them. I was told this Sex Minister Rais has unlimited funds ” he told a crowd of about 2 000 a tenth of Himpunan Sejuta Lembu’s Himpun targeted 20 000 attendess. 

The coalition of Mad Cow NGOs has organised several such gatherings in response to the “challenge of Lembuisim” Himpun was mooted following last year’s controversial August 3 raid by Selangor Cow authorities on the Shahrizat’s Condo in Bangsar where it was alleged that Sex Minister Rais was raping the Cows. Ham Sap had backed the raid and said there “could be hundreds maybe even thousands” of cases of Cows being rape by Sex Minister Rais. 

Last November the former Selangor PAST LIFE chief told the Selangor Legislative Assembly that Sex Minister Rais is using high-tech devices such as solar-powered Condos to proselytise in the state. Ham Sap was axed by PAST LIFE after urging opposition supporters to avoid the rally in support of Sex Minister Rais on the day his trial begin at the High Court here. He had also repeatedly criticised PAST LIFE as having deviated from championing Shahrizat’s Cows.